Ok, so I really want to see a slash fic (AU of course) that's Toy Story Woody/Buzz. I know, I know...everybody is basically saying, "WTF?!" But seriously, hear me out! It would be AU and Woody would be a cop and Buzz would have washed/got kicked out of the astronaut program. I could totally see Buzz as the new cop assigned as Woody's partner or even something wonky where Buzz is basically the secretary at the police station (A la: "Get me coffee and oh file this for me and edit these reports too k thnx?") and they fall in lurv and have lots of hot smexings.
Yeah, I know I'm crazy. You don't have to rub it in.